Don't Make the Smug Guy's Head Explode

My inner yuppie is crying: Don't Make the Smug Guy's Head Explode (requires Flash). "I made a quiche using soy bacon. Organic soy bacon."

Hm, I'm pretty sure I ate one of those quiches last night...

(While you're at it, check out Wedding vows to avoid. I like "The Explicit".)