Clinton tapped for Jury Duty

Hah, this is funny. Ex-President Clinton Tapped for Jury Duty.
Although Clinton's name was never revealed at a hearing in federal court in Manhattan on Friday, his answers, read aloud in the courtroom, provided the giveaway.
Under previous jobs held, the respondent answered President of the United States. He also wrote that he thought he could be fair and impartial, despite his "unusual experience with the O.I.C.," or Office of Independent Counsel

How'd ya like to have President Clinton on your jury?